cellphones have two brightness settings: “dim” and “the messiah is back”
this frickin tag omg
at first i tought it was cappuccino
A compilation of Tumblr’s hilarious posts to lighten up your day. ENJOY!
beauty comes in all shapes and sizes
I’m pretty sure this is like the 5th time I’ve reblogged this because omg
i just want to sit on your lap and softly kiss your neck while you play with my hair and whisper sweet things to me
I laugh so much because there isn’t a truer post